Post #13

I think I have a problem with falling. I’m constantly getting bruises, scrapping my knees and now I have this rash in my elbow. I mean I knew I was clumsy but this weekend I think I over did it. Apart from that, I feel asleep at the beach with my shorts and shirt on and now I have a farmers tan. For those of you who don’t know what that is: it’s when you get a tan, but you when you take your clothes of it’s not the bikini tan lines you have, instead it’s the clothes you were wearing tan line. Now every time I take off my pants when I pee I just laugh my ass of because of that stupid tan. Which leads me to write this. I’ve never mentioned this, but I dislike the beach. I have to be honest, I hate the beach. Sure I can spend a certain amount of time at the beach, but let me assure you, I’m always going to want to be somewhere else. For starters what is up with the sand? It just sticks everywhere and stays there. I’m sure I can deal with the sand, I just think I can’t deal with the people that go to the beach. You have the occasional family with a couple of kids, which is cute so they don’t really disturb me. Then you have the couple who goes to spend the day together, which is fine too. But then there are the friends who come to just annoy the hell out off you. First they sit a little to close to the area you picked, then they scream at each other even though they are two steps away from each other, and the finishing touch? They decide every five minutes it’s time to shake their towels becuase they have sand, and all the sand lands on you. If you even mention to them that the sand is landing on you: you just signed your death certificate. 

P.S. If you're going to go to the beach, be respectful. If you want to do stupid stuff at the beach that will disturb others: EARN ENOUGH MONEY AND BUY YOURSELF A BEACH WHERE YOU CAN BE A INCONSIDERATE PERSON. While get the money to buy yourself one, use common sense and respect others.